In honor of this tremendous day of “Bird”, The Violent Unknown Event (VUE) Commission, as featured in Peter Greenaway’s film “The Fall”, has released file No. 93 from The VUE Directory. (photoset below)
No. 93 Kaffy Fallweedo
Kaffy Fallweedo is registered in the VUE directory as a 36 year old female from the NW region of Edenbrooke. She is 2nd generation worm farmer. Single mother of one son, Fleure Hermiticus, illegitimate son of famed Ornithologist, Tulse Luper.
Kaffy claims to have been the epicenter of the VUE, as she was conducting an Orgone experiment that involved a 68 pound ostrich egg and super polarized magnetic scepter. Many reports confirm that a flock of light emanated from Ms. Fallweedo’s worm farm at 11:41pm on the evening of the VUE .
She reports that her lung capacity has increased 7 folds on the account of growing 6 extra lungs. She has also experienced heightened Oneiromancy abilities- vivid dreams and better dream recollection, many involving tubing in large bodies of waters. She was head of The Department of Self-Propulsion from 1978-1987. Her dreams helped develop 29 new methods of self-propulsion. She now serves as the house metaphysician to the Prime Minister to whom she only speaks to in Foreignester.
She has recently removed the initials ‘TL’ that were tattooed over her left breast.